Neptune: Your entire camp experience is defined by someone making you do something awful, and you want to pick dare?
Venus: But you won't right?
Neptune: Venus. That is the most dangerous thing you have ever said and it explains everything about why terrible stuff happens to you all of the time.
Venus: Oh.
Neptune: So. Do you want to pick something else.
Venus: Um. But truth is way worse?
Jupiter: Truth is just embarrassing, but with a dare you could get hurt, right?
Neptune: See, Jupiter gets it.
Venus: Would you pick truth too?
Neptune: Absolutely, I don't want to move or do anything and there's nothing you can think of to ask me that would be embarrassing.
Venus: Hmmm. I think I still want to pick dare though?
Neptune: ...
Venus: I mean, it's kinda like Jupiter said? Truth is embarrassing and dares could get you hurt. Getting hurt is way less scary.
Neptune: That's almost pretty clever, but what if I dared you to do something really embarrassing?
Venus: Well... oh...
Neptune: I could make you wear a skirt or run around the lake or call Group South the worst thing you could think of. These are so boring and obvious too. Think if I had some imagination, Venus. It can get so much worse. Being awful is so trivial. It's easy beyond easy.
Venus: ...should I pick truth then?
Neptune: "Tell me who you have a crush on." "What's your worst fear." "Who do you hate the most?" See? This is so easy. Get it, I can-*cough* I-*cough cough*
Jupiter: Are you okay?
Neptune: *cough* Haahhh.
Venus: It doesn't matter which I pick?
Neptune: You're still at their mercy. It's a bad game.
Venus: I'm sorry, I dunno what to-
Neptune: Ugh. You can't just apologize- Wait, I got it. I dare you to not say sorry for the rest of the night.
Jupiter: Oh my god.
Venus: I can do that!
Jupiter: ...can he though?
Neptune: No it's perfect. It'll fix something annoying, and this will make everyone's life easier, and all of us win.
Venus: Is it really annoying?
Neptune: You shouldn't have to apologize for things you don't need to apologize for.
Venus: Sorry. Whoops...
Neptune: ...
Jupiter: ...So what happens now.
Neptune: NOTHING because this game is stupid and sucks and forget it.
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Venus: Me? Hmm. Dare.
Neptune: ...seriously?
Venus: Yeah... is that okay?
Neptune: Your entire camp experience is defined by someone making you do something awful, and you want to pick dare?
Venus: But you won't right?
Neptune: Venus. That is the most dangerous thing you have ever said and it explains everything about why terrible stuff happens to you all of the time.
Venus: Oh.
Neptune: So. Do you want to pick something else.
Venus: Um. But truth is way worse?
Jupiter: Truth is just embarrassing, but with a dare you could get hurt, right?
Neptune: See, Jupiter gets it.
Venus: Would you pick truth too?
Neptune: Absolutely, I don't want to move or do anything and there's nothing you can think of to ask me that would be embarrassing.
Venus: Hmmm. I think I still want to pick dare though?
Neptune: ...
Venus: I mean, it's kinda like Jupiter said? Truth is embarrassing and dares could get you hurt. Getting hurt is way less scary.
Neptune: That's almost pretty clever, but what if I dared you to do something really embarrassing?
Venus: Well... oh...
Neptune: I could make you wear a skirt or run around the lake or call Group South the worst thing you could think of. These are so boring and obvious too. Think if I had some imagination, Venus. It can get so much worse. Being awful is so trivial. It's easy beyond easy.
Venus: ...should I pick truth then?
Neptune: "Tell me who you have a crush on." "What's your worst fear." "Who do you hate the most?" See? This is so easy. Get it, I can-*cough* I-*cough cough*
Jupiter: Are you okay?
Neptune: *cough* Haahhh.
Venus: It doesn't matter which I pick?
Neptune: You're still at their mercy. It's a bad game.
Venus: I'm sorry, I dunno what to-
Neptune: Ugh. You can't just apologize- Wait, I got it. I dare you to not say sorry for the rest of the night.
Jupiter: Oh my god.
Venus: I can do that!
Jupiter: ...can he though?
Neptune: No it's perfect. It'll fix something annoying, and this will make everyone's life easier, and all of us win.
Venus: Is it really annoying?
Neptune: You shouldn't have to apologize for things you don't need to apologize for.
Venus: Sorry. Whoops...
Neptune: ...
Jupiter: ...So what happens now.
Neptune: NOTHING because this game is stupid and sucks and forget it.
Venus: Sorry.
Jupiter: ...
Neptune: ...
Venus: That was... on purpose... jokes?
Jupiter: Ahahaha.
Neptune: Ha. Seriously, though, do stop.