Neptune: There's no mercy in truth or dare, Jupiter.
Jupiter: Ha, ha well, I don't really-
Neptune: I absolutely will know if you're lying. Don't dare.
Jupiter: Okay.
Neptune: I will know.
Jupiter snaps her hair tie against her wrist.
Jupiter: Well- Then you already kno-
Neptune: Just kidding. That's a dumb question.
Jupiter: Oh. That's fine.
Neptune: It'd be so boring anyway. It's not like I can actually imagine you fawning over some dude.
Jupiter: Ahaha. What's that supposed to mean?
Neptune: You just aren't the sort of person who'd chase after someone. Like you wouldn't let them think they were worth that kind of effort if they didn't deserve it or let them think they were better than you if they weren't. And who is, anyway? No one's that cool.
Jupiter: Haha, thanks, I think that was a compliment? Though, probably no one is ever going to want to date me.
Neptune: Do you want anyone to date you?
Jupiter: ...is that your truth or dare question?
Neptune: Damn it. You're too sharp.
Jupiter: Neptune, you're the sort of person who'd wish for infinite wishes first thing just in case it worked, right?
Neptune: HEY. WHose turn is it, huh?
Jupiter: Aw. ...but I wouldn't have had an interesting answer either. I would have just said I'd only want to date someone if someone wanted to date me.
Neptune: ...you're doing it again.
Jupiter: What?
Neptune: You're-*cough* *gulp* *Cough* never mind, you win. Venus, you should pay attention, this is how you get out of playing stupid games.
Venus: Ah! Okay.
Jupiter: So whose turn is it?
Neptune: OH NO YOU DON'T. I told you that wasn't the question! You just went and answered it on your own.
Jupiter: Haha, fiiiine. You got me.
Neptune: No excuses.
Venus: Um... I guess that's fair?
Neptune: Of course it's fair. If there's no answer it doesn't count. Okay, then, here it is. Ready?
Jupiter: Totally.
Neptune: Truth-who does Venus have a crush on?
Venus: UM????
Jupiter: Hmmm. Wait, what if I get it wrong.
Neptune: Then you're in trouble.
Venus: Still??? Not fair????
Jupiter: Guess I need to get it right then! Hmmm. Oh it's totally... You.
Venus: UMMMMMMMM???
Neptune: Not. Absolutely not. Illegal.
Jupiter: Aw, why not? It's cute. He has good taste?
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Jupiter: Truth.
Neptune: Who do you like?
Jupiter: Um- I... You didn't hold back at all.
Neptune: There's no mercy in truth or dare, Jupiter.
Jupiter: Ha, ha well, I don't really-
Neptune: I absolutely will know if you're lying. Don't dare.
Jupiter: Okay.
Neptune: I will know.
Jupiter snaps her hair tie against her wrist.
Jupiter: Well- Then you already kno-
Neptune: Just kidding. That's a dumb question.
Jupiter: Oh. That's fine.
Neptune: It'd be so boring anyway. It's not like I can actually imagine you fawning over some dude.
Jupiter: Ahaha. What's that supposed to mean?
Neptune: You just aren't the sort of person who'd chase after someone. Like you wouldn't let them think they were worth that kind of effort if they didn't deserve it or let them think they were better than you if they weren't. And who is, anyway? No one's that cool.
Jupiter: Haha, thanks, I think that was a compliment? Though, probably no one is ever going to want to date me.
Neptune: Do you want anyone to date you?
Jupiter: ...is that your truth or dare question?
Neptune: Damn it. You're too sharp.
Jupiter: Neptune, you're the sort of person who'd wish for infinite wishes first thing just in case it worked, right?
Neptune: HEY. WHose turn is it, huh?
Jupiter: Aw. ...but I wouldn't have had an interesting answer either. I would have just said I'd only want to date someone if someone wanted to date me.
Neptune: ...you're doing it again.
Jupiter: What?
Neptune: You're-*cough* *gulp* *Cough* never mind, you win. Venus, you should pay attention, this is how you get out of playing stupid games.
Venus: Ah! Okay.
Jupiter: So whose turn is it?
Neptune: OH NO YOU DON'T. I told you that wasn't the question! You just went and answered it on your own.
Jupiter: Haha, fiiiine. You got me.
Neptune: No excuses.
Venus: Um... I guess that's fair?
Neptune: Of course it's fair. If there's no answer it doesn't count. Okay, then, here it is. Ready?
Jupiter: Totally.
Neptune: Truth-who does Venus have a crush on?
Venus: UM????
Jupiter: Hmmm. Wait, what if I get it wrong.
Neptune: Then you're in trouble.
Venus: Still??? Not fair????
Jupiter: Guess I need to get it right then! Hmmm. Oh it's totally... You.
Venus: UMMMMMMMM???
Neptune: Not. Absolutely not. Illegal.
Jupiter: Aw, why not? It's cute. He has good taste?
Neptune: Boo. No. Awful. Absolutely rejected.
Jupiter: Ahaha.
Neptune: You are not funny at all.