Jupiter: I guess I'm going? Scream if something horrible happens.
Neptune: Do the same pkease. As loud as possible.
Jupiter: Aaaarghhhhhhhhhh. Like that?
Neptune: The worst. Try harder or I won't save you next time.
Jupiter: Haha. See you guys later.
Neptune: She's okay I guess.
Venus: Does that mean you like her?
Neptune: Just work on the radio.
Venus: Oh. Um. Is that a no?
Neptune: Are you trolling me on literal purpose.
Venus: ...a little.
Neptune: Wow Venus I'm ALMOST impressed. You are, deep down, kind of a little shit.
Venus: I didn't mean it in a mean way. I wasn't teasing.
Neptune: That's so much worse, Venus.
Venus: I guess I just don't get it? I don't like being mean and I don't want to be mean so I try really hard not to be mean. I don't get any of the 'just kidding' because it's not just kidding. It's just mean. Does it really not bother you when everyone is mean to you?
Neptune: No. I couldn't care less. They are all just simply bad at it. What are they going to make fun of me for?
Venus: ...
Neptune: I DARE you to answer that question.
Venus: N-no I wasn't gonna say anything!
Neptune: Seriously, you totally can though. I'm an evil bad slut right? I'm a bitch and a flirt. I'm a bitch because I let people know when they walk over me. I'm a flirt because buys keep talking at me. And this is somehow my problem, because they can't get over themselves and leave me alone? How is that fair? Why should I get hurt by that? It makes me so mad! Why would I be anything but MAD about all this stupid obnoxious BULLSHIT.
Venus: Oh.
Neptune: Get it?
Venus: Yeah. I think so. I feel like I shouldn't get mad though. Like, you're supposed to turn the other cheek.
Neptune: Ever think people who love to say that just love slapping people?
Venus: Yeah...
Neptune: ...but you don't have to be like that, you know. You're the only boy here I can stand. So I guess, keep doing whatever it is that lets you stay that way.
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Neptune: Do the same pkease. As loud as possible.
Jupiter: Aaaarghhhhhhhhhh. Like that?
Neptune: The worst. Try harder or I won't save you next time.
Jupiter: Haha. See you guys later.
Neptune: She's okay I guess.
Venus: Does that mean you like her?
Neptune: Just work on the radio.
Venus: Oh. Um. Is that a no?
Neptune: Are you trolling me on literal purpose.
Venus: ...a little.
Neptune: Wow Venus I'm ALMOST impressed. You are, deep down, kind of a little shit.
Venus: I didn't mean it in a mean way. I wasn't teasing.
Neptune: That's so much worse, Venus.
Venus: I guess I just don't get it? I don't like being mean and I don't want to be mean so I try really hard not to be mean. I don't get any of the 'just kidding' because it's not just kidding. It's just mean. Does it really not bother you when everyone is mean to you?
Neptune: No. I couldn't care less. They are all just simply bad at it. What are they going to make fun of me for?
Venus: ...
Neptune: I DARE you to answer that question.
Venus: N-no I wasn't gonna say anything!
Neptune: Seriously, you totally can though. I'm an evil bad slut right? I'm a bitch and a flirt. I'm a bitch because I let people know when they walk over me. I'm a flirt because buys keep talking at me. And this is somehow my problem, because they can't get over themselves and leave me alone? How is that fair? Why should I get hurt by that? It makes me so mad! Why would I be anything but MAD about all this stupid obnoxious BULLSHIT.
Venus: Oh.
Neptune: Get it?
Venus: Yeah. I think so. I feel like I shouldn't get mad though. Like, you're supposed to turn the other cheek.
Neptune: Ever think people who love to say that just love slapping people?
Venus: Yeah...
Neptune: ...but you don't have to be like that, you know. You're the only boy here I can stand. So I guess, keep doing whatever it is that lets you stay that way.
Venus: Thanks. You too.