Venus: Me? Ummmmm no I really shouldn't thank you for offering but I am-
Neptune: Venus. You are drinking with us.
Venus: B-But we'll get in trouble and it's not allowed and it's illegal-
Neptune: I think you are having a problem understanding the situation here, Venus. Just by being in the same room with this bottle, you are already an accomplice. You will be held just as responsible if we're found out. They won't care at all if you didn't drink. You're already guilty, sweetie.
Venus: Ah... ummmmm...
Neptune: So how about you just give in and drink.
Venus: Well... I...
Neptune: Besides, Jupiter thinks thisis going to kill us so please prove it won't. This is an important service you are doing.
Venus: Um. No promises... that I will live...
Neptune: I won't let you if you don't. Cheers.
Venus: Owwwwwww. This is baddddddddddddd.
Neptune: Ugh. Come. On. Can't you. At Least. Eugh. Put on a good face. BluGH.
Jupiter: Thanks everyone, all by doubts are cleared.
Venus: I feel like my stomach is trying to punch me in the face.
Neptune: Be tougher please.
Venus: NO! I REFUSE utterly.
Neptune: HAHA WHAT are you drunk.
Venus: Lies.
Neptune: Venus you are absolutely tee-totally drunk. This is historic.
Venus: I'm not at ALL. I'll take another shot and prove it. Somehow.
Neptune: You are completely on.
Venus: GOD it's actually worse.
Neptune: I feel nothing. I'm a wall. *cough cough cough*
Venus: How does anyone live long enough to get used to THIS. It's CRAZY????
Neptune: I can't believe you at all, you were so scandalized a minute ago, and yet, you are literally the drunkest person in the whole universe right now.
Venus: You're a jerk Neptune! YOU know what your problem is?????
Neptune: HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME? Oh PLEASE do Venus, I'm SO ready.
Venus: Your problem is that you hate yourself!!!
Neptune: HAHA duh Venus, everyone feels like that, you're going to have to do WAY BETTER.
Venus: No true uhhhhhh... it was something about how... like you treat hating yourself like a competition... I totally had it.
Neptune: Sure you did hun. Drink up. Jesus. This is awful.
Venus: I think I'm warming up to it? HAHA I'M LYING, it feels like death. But like, nice and sugary. I don't care about anything and it's so great!
Neptune: You know what YOUR problem is? It's that you *cough* That you *cough cough* You *cough cough cough* oh god Help *cough* I can't *cough*
Neptune: This is so awfl help me why won't it stop.
Venus: It'll be okay, I don't think we drank that much.
Neptune: It's not the- Oh god. Hurk-
Venus: Oh no.
Neptune: Go away Venus GO AWAY.
Venus: No you have to- Oh... Neptune... what...?
Neptune: I said... go away.
Venus: Neptune... what's going on?
Neptune: I said it's fine.
Venus: It's a lot... it's a lot worse than you said...
Neptune: It's still fine. I promise. I swear. Venus I promise I am not lying about this one. I promise.It'll be better tomorrow. Okay? We just have to get through it. Please. Just... don't tell Jupiter.
Venus: Okay. I won't tell her.
Neptune: Thank you. I'm sorry.
Venus: It's okay.
Neptune: ... Venus, your problem is that you are very nice. But you want something. And you think being nice is going to give it to you. But it never will. And until you figure out what it is you want. Every kindness of yours will be full of that want. Like mine is.
Venus: ... ... ...your problem Neptune is You think being mean is more honest. But you're just as bad as Jupiter. And me.
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Venus: Me? Ummmmm no I really shouldn't thank you for offering but I am-
Neptune: Venus. You are drinking with us.
Venus: B-But we'll get in trouble and it's not allowed and it's illegal-
Neptune: I think you are having a problem understanding the situation here, Venus. Just by being in the same room with this bottle, you are already an accomplice. You will be held just as responsible if we're found out. They won't care at all if you didn't drink. You're already guilty, sweetie.
Venus: Ah... ummmmm...
Neptune: So how about you just give in and drink.
Venus: Well... I...
Neptune: Besides, Jupiter thinks thisis going to kill us so please prove it won't. This is an important service you are doing.
Venus: Um. No promises... that I will live...
Neptune: I won't let you if you don't. Cheers.
Venus: Owwwwwww. This is baddddddddddddd.
Neptune: Ugh. Come. On. Can't you. At Least. Eugh. Put on a good face. BluGH.
Jupiter: Thanks everyone, all by doubts are cleared.
Venus: I feel like my stomach is trying to punch me in the face.
Neptune: Be tougher please.
Venus: NO! I REFUSE utterly.
Neptune: HAHA WHAT are you drunk.
Venus: Lies.
Neptune: Venus you are absolutely tee-totally drunk. This is historic.
Venus: I'm not at ALL. I'll take another shot and prove it. Somehow.
Neptune: You are completely on.
Venus: GOD it's actually worse.
Neptune: I feel nothing. I'm a wall. *cough cough cough*
Venus: How does anyone live long enough to get used to THIS. It's CRAZY????
Neptune: I can't believe you at all, you were so scandalized a minute ago, and yet, you are literally the drunkest person in the whole universe right now.
Venus: You're a jerk Neptune! YOU know what your problem is?????
Neptune: HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME? Oh PLEASE do Venus, I'm SO ready.
Venus: Your problem is that you hate yourself!!!
Neptune: HAHA duh Venus, everyone feels like that, you're going to have to do WAY BETTER.
Venus: No true uhhhhhh... it was something about how... like you treat hating yourself like a competition... I totally had it.
Neptune: Sure you did hun. Drink up. Jesus. This is awful.
Venus: I think I'm warming up to it? HAHA I'M LYING, it feels like death. But like, nice and sugary. I don't care about anything and it's so great!
Neptune: You know what YOUR problem is? It's that you *cough* That you *cough cough* You *cough cough cough* oh god Help *cough* I can't *cough*
Venus: Oh no, oh no no, what-
Neptune: *cough* Bath *cough* room I'm gonna throw-
Venus: I got you I promise! Jupiter come help-
Neptune: NO just help me-
Venus: Okay okay!
Neptune: This is so awfl help me why won't it stop.
Venus: It'll be okay, I don't think we drank that much.
Neptune: It's not the- Oh god. Hurk-
Venus: Oh no.
Neptune: Go away Venus GO AWAY.
Venus: No you have to- Oh... Neptune... what...?
Neptune: I said... go away.
Venus: Neptune... what's going on?
Neptune: I said it's fine.
Venus: It's a lot... it's a lot worse than you said...
Neptune: It's still fine. I promise. I swear. Venus I promise I am not lying about this one. I promise.It'll be better tomorrow. Okay? We just have to get through it. Please. Just... don't tell Jupiter.
Venus: Okay. I won't tell her.
Neptune: Thank you. I'm sorry.
Venus: It's okay.
Neptune: ... Venus, your problem is that you are very nice. But you want something. And you think being nice is going to give it to you. But it never will. And until you figure out what it is you want. Every kindness of yours will be full of that want. Like mine is.
Venus: ... ... ...your problem Neptune is You think being mean is more honest. But you're just as bad as Jupiter. And me.
Neptune: ... We are bad kids, aren't we.
Venus: I hope no one finds out.
Neptune: Me neither.